the epic flame wars!
tripee,tripper1,tripper2,tripper3 are actors in the play.the location is the world wide web.and the background is that tripee posts the marks of some(some 10 odd) students in our class on the public group.he also includes his own marks.
so here go the replies and the epic flame war that continues.
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Dear tripee,
Thanks so much for the mail, it was interesting to
recieve marks from you instead of the VTU database.
Did not know anyone could take so much trouble and be
so sweet, to do something so purposeless.
Thanks for the marks which in any case did not
include, in fact, most of our class. It would be much
better, and even more sweet of you to find everyone's
marks, including the break up, which will serve some
purpose. Mail that to the group as well
One more thing. Could you find out who actually killed
John F Kennedy?? and whether life on Mars ever
existed??? And the most important question- I have
been struggling with this since the start of
Enginnering- Mere Bhains ko Danda kyon Maara?? Mail
that also to the group.
Thanks a lot dude,
tripper1.
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yes we are all indebted to tripee for saving us the
trouble and taking all the (sigh) tension off our
heads.
wow...a simplified marks sheet over email!what an
idea..dude you can make a million off it,im tellin
ya!talk to any venture capitalist and he would be more
than willing to get u started.
man!we'r so lucky to see this unfolding in front of
our eyes!
and ur so sweet..u actually took the trouble of
including your own marks in the mail!thats awesome
man!we'r really privileged to see it!and not only that
we'r also left in that space of mystery wondering why
it was included!
all in all...tripper1 and me would like to acknowledge
your presence of mind, and the effort on your part to
clog the website in your single-minded pursuit to
serve this group.
thanks again...
p.s- tripper1 has posed some very challenging and
interesting questions...and we all know that only you
have the knack and skill to get those answers.so pls
mail them to the group.thank you!!
in awe of you...
yours,
tripper2.
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First tripper1, u can check the attachment to see all marks of our class mate.Rather then naming me for not sending everyone marks u could had done that. Now i have done that so shut ur f* mouth
And i dont want to highlight ur mark but now that u have open this talk, u score the least marks in theory.Please next time dont put brains in pointing out someone n STUDY.
Now as to the answer of ur stupid questions
1. JFK killed by a bullet by a man,I FRANKLY DONT WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT MAN WAS SO PLEASE U ALSO DONT TAKE PAINS TO TELL ME.
2. American is spending billions each year to find is there life on mars - so what the use if i tell u the secret - let them have some output for that research.I know u r so dumb and dont have the capability to go and read articles on net.
3. About that Bhains ko danda kyon maara - well for that i have one answer, why did on HELL EARTH u ever join engineering if u can be such a pain.
THANKS A LOT FOR THAT SUPPORT TO MY REPLY - DROOL (read as ****(tripper1))
Regards - tripee.
P.S. - tripper2 as for u i think ur brain has grown to much out with ur long hair so please next time u second someone talk, I WILL SAY DONT TAKE THE PAIN :)
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Sorry rest all guys for my mail on the group but i just thought that i m doing nothing so what i didnt do in the beginning i will do it now.
And yeah plz dont mind my words and attitude in that mail. Specially **(moderator) cause u already said once to keep this group clean.
Sorry once more group
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Dear tripee,
I'm sorry for the rude mail- I was trying to point out
that your mail was sent without considering that some
people don't want their marks to be splattered all
over the group, and maybe you should have realized
that no miracle has occured- the VTU site always gives
problems when so many people try to check their marks
at the same time. It was bound to take time. I shall
henceforth not irritate you on anything, sorry. Hope
you are having a lovely time at home with your family,
and have a safe trip back to bangalore. I shall not do
any more flaming, it does go against **s(moderator) rules. As to
what you said.
--- tripee <***_***@yahoo.com> wrote:
First tripper1 u can check the attachment to see all
marks of our class mate - tripee bhai, I was joking.
You actually went and found out all our marks?? Man,
that was real ,hard work. Thanks.
Please next time dont put brains in pointing
out someone n STUDY.- I lost interest in Engineering
in 1st year, and have barely studied since. I never
said I did the exam very well in any case. For the
record, I got a rank of *** in CET, which is the last
time I studied properly.
Now as to the answer of ur stupid questions
1. JFK killed by a bullet by a man,I FRANKLY DONT
WANT TO KNOW WHO THAT MAN WAS SO PLEASE U ALSO DONT
TAKE PAINS TO TELL ME.- I never did take the pains to
tell you, though I did ask you to tell me who it was.
Since you are not interested in taking such pains
either, I'll drop it.
2. American is spending billions each year to find
is there life on mars - so what the use if i tell u
the secret - let them have some output for that
research.I know u r so dumb and dont have the
capability to go and read articles on net. - So even
America does not know?? Cool. S
3. About that Bhains ko danda kyon maara - well for
that i have one answer, why did on HELL EARTH u ever
join engineering if u can be such a pain. -- What
the hell does joining engineering have to do with a
person being a pain???
There its done. This is the last such mail. Sorry for
hurting ya tripee, it was spiteful, and mean, and I had
no right. Take care dude, see ya around.
tripper1.
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Hey guys,
i am sorry for being the last to interfere and that too after the
flaming almost got over, but kudos, it was damn interesting.
Well i may not be a topper, and i may or maynot have had scored lots
of GOLD MEDALS (hostelites read that as 35+15=50), and i may or maynot
have scored a CET rank of ***, i may or maynot have a very very faulty
english, point is i am bored, and i am ready to take the PAIN.(hope
that covers all about me)
tripper2, i really thought about the venture capitalist idea and bless
you, i think i just mite be the next billionaire ;D .
And DROOL oops tripper1, what the hell were you thinking? i expected much
better than this from you, whats all this interest about other's marks?
With a free net connection couldn't you have put up the marks
yourself? Why go into the trouble of asking others? Next time come
over to my place we will undertake the research together... Ok?
Chalo till i get a decent and competetive reply, will rest, i have had
enough for today.
Love,
tripper3.
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Hi tripper1,
Thanks for theconcern about my attitude. I think i didnt post ur marks there and hey if anyone have problem with me doing that small stunt of pasting marks i am truely sorry to them. Andplease next time dont show concern about other.Lets them tell me rather u acting as an intermidiate.
Regards - tripee
P.S 2 group -Sorry forthis small incident.
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hey group!
last night..i had a dream.
i was in this desert...with a half naked red indian
guy..and he led me to..jim morrison!
and he..like the great gyani he is..gave me some (duh)
gyan.
he said...'may the flame be with you'
i tried to ignore stallman sitting down on the sands
trying to distract me by telling me that the source is
actually with me..and also liam neeson and his jedi
horde jumping up and down acting like madmen with
their light sabres screaming at the top of their
voices 'may the source be with you!!!'
being the wise man i am..and acting on jim morrisons
(duh) gyan..i am taking up the quest of keeping the
flame alive.(f*$% the source..its boring;-))
hence...i declare the flame alive.and kp..trust
me..the source is with you.since you returned to the
trilogy ;-) it is..trust me.and after the plastic
smiles and plasticer keyboards in the corporate
world..this is actually quite interesting!
i was talking to a server down here..i happened to
visit one of those wierd server farms where servers
are grazing on cute little routers.and as i was talkin
to one of them (server1) another one (server2) butted
in with some smart knowledge.
what i realised from the conversation is that the one
reason why people dont get to see their marks on a
result website(like VTU) is cuz some people who see
their marks get excited about their marks and
confident with their knowledge in database systems do
something cool!
i shall be revealing what that 'cool' thing is....in
about a few words..starting now....that cool thing is
that they decide to compile everyones marks in a
simple list which can be used anywhere ranging from a
simple email list(like the one we recieved) all the
way till a sophesticated defense mechanism whose inner
workings cannot be revealed here.
these lists of marks are very sought after and are
compiled by very enterprising people..in fact i saw a
website that classifies this as a fetish!
so...having said all this..mark lists seem
flawless..with just one flipside.
hundreds of people from various other colleges are
also trying to do the same thing!!and some hapless
people are actually trying to see just their ONE
result!and since the website is sooooooo clogged with
people doing such creative work..they dont get a
chance..and they suffer with the tension!!oh no!
tsk.tsk.nothings perfect has been proved again.damn.
so now let us undertake a study and try to perfect
this system.
trust all of you will be using your heads to the max!
to intelligence!!
bye!
tripper2.
Credits,Bibliography,References:
1.jim morrison,red indian guy used without credits
from waynes world.
2.stallman used freely as he himself is open source.
3.george lucas can go screw himself..copyrights dont
work in the computer world!
4.server1 and server2..copystraight with the server
family.
5.IEEE has nothing to do with anything said here.
6.reader is assumed to have basic working knowledge of
sarcasm.
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i cant possibly say 'Hey group' coz that wub be shouting against the
guru, so HI PPL,
wats up?
read when did i, mail that sent tripper2 was confused i a little about
the last of line the bibliography , and so hence confused state this
of engish of mine.
Let me tell you ppl a story, its called the 'War Of The Worlds', in
the second year of our being, there suddenly invaded an alien in
this universe, and started ruling our world, but appearances can be
deceiving and sooner than we could think all we could see was just
flashes of light as from the new advertisement of the new toothpaste
in which the photographer says, "ISMILE" and we can see a flash of
pure yellow light. With skills honed from other universes the alien
had just left and with the immaculate but overestimated ability to
draw the fairer sex of the inferior species the extraterrestial
tried to naturalize in a region to which it was not native.
but the inhabitants loathed its presence, and the TRINITY , or
TRINE, or the mostly dormant TRINITE awoke to the strength of the
opposition to its position and lo, the guru said 'LET there be
light' and there was light.
unable to establish itself in the uninhabitable terrain of the
universe, the alien neatly arranged its tail in between its hind
legs and let it rest at the posterior and fled.
MORAL: Meddle only when the juice is worth the squeeze!!!!
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tripper3 brother first it was very good that u brought to my notice that my english isnt upto the the standard u bocka( idiot in bengali) have. Secondly yeah u arnt worth squeeze cause if anymore squeezing is done to u,nothing more gonna be left of u. So please i think iwont get into the war of words.
For tripper2 ,it was a very creative way and yeah for that i have somethin for u HA HA HA HA HA HA see i have loads of sarcasm for it but again its not worth any squeeze and please u aint worth of anything
So sorry everyone for starting this horrible chain reaction of words.
And the reunion idea is really nice one,just please make it on weekend and tell everyone in advance. That time we can see who is worth of how much squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze.RIGHT;)
Regards - tripee.
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you suprise me ,tripee.
you actually understood tripper3's subtle hints?man!ur
good!
buddy...i dont think u get sarcasm.
" > For tripper2,it was a very creative way and yeah for
> that i have somethin for u HA HA HA HA HA HA see i
> have loads of sarcasm for it but again its not worth
> any squeeze and please u aint worth of anything "
typing in "HA HA HA.." is not a way of proving that u
have loads of sarcasm.
and...what?!!%?#!!loads of sarcasm for 'it'? for what
bro??
ah..forget it..it would take me ages(no actually
AEONS!) to understand and deconstruct the mails you
send.
if anything it makes for good reading and
entertainment.
reminder : grow up.
thanks,
bye.
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First i wont make these start and all to say my words.FUCK THE SHUT UP AND DONT TEST MY PATIENCE.... If i dont like someone i go up banging his head till he actually shut up.
First i didnt put up ur or other dickheads mards onthe net. I call them friends and if they have problem they can also send me hate mails rather u SHOWING OFF HERE. Okay ASSHOLE.Next time better watch ur step otherwise i will surely not gonna think u r one of my class mate. GOT THAT DUMBASS..
No Regards to u - tripee.
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Hello group!
at first i wud like to thank the magnanimous tripee for the brother he
called me, it moved me ((thanks for the 'idiot' too, last time
somebody called me that, i was in 6th standard, i have missed that
word since then, mature ppl seem to have forgotten the basic
obscenities):). next time onwards write something legible too. And as
of squeezing, it was a sort of metaphor, not something to be directly
associated to a person of your or my stature. i guess that answers
everybody's doubt as to why the letter had been shot off and what it
actually means...
And i guess i am already sensing a nice cozy reply from tripper2, right
dude? ;-)
And ofcourse the reunion would be fantastic, i get to meet my bro, and
i fear he is gonna strip, or squeeze and show, am so afraid.
Love,
tripper3.
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u know what?
everyone...those writing these mails...and those
reading it..and everyone who will read it even 10
years from now will have a blast!like really laughing
their guts out and have fun!
everyone...except one person.
he gets so pissed he says 'f* the shut up' instead of
'shut the f* up' and other very very interesting
sentence constructs whose study and methodical
taking-apart will be subject of another mail.
hmm...watch the anger.
nothing in this flame war has been personal.nothing
has been 'oh so serious!' and was all done in a
humourous intent using sarcasm and wit to the fullest.
we have picked on the actions rather than on you,the
person.
and mail after mail you continue insulting and taking
everything so seriously...it is appaling.
so let me remind you...it was all done in good humour
and nothing said in the previous few mails were hatred
motivated to screw you.
so...kindly grow up.there is a quality that maturity
brings..when u can laugh at yourself..nothing would
reactivate you and be so serious anymore.
if you want to continue this war of words and take
everything so seriously...i guess we are wasting our
time.we all have better things to do.
you really killed the joy in this exchange of mails.we
were having quite a good time!
and if ur threatening us.....hahahahahaha.go look at
yourself in the mirror.
lighten up,
tripper2.
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this aint the end of it...lots more to come...shall keep it posted!
ta!
tripper2..or rather me.
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Hello group!
at first i wud like to thank the magnanimous tripee for the brother he
called me, it moved me ((thanks for the 'idiot' too, last time
somebody called me that, i was in 6th standard, i have missed that
word since then, mature ppl seem to have forgotten the basic
obscenities):). next time onwards write something legible too. And as
of squeezing, it was a sort of metaphor, not something to be directly
associated to a person of your or my stature. i guess that answers
everybody's doubt as to why the letter had been shot off and what it
actually means...
And i guess i am already sensing a nice cozy reply from tripper2, right
dude? ;-)
And ofcourse the reunion would be fantastic, i get to meet my bro, and
i fear he is gonna strip, or squeeze and show, am so afraid.
Love,
tripper3.
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u know what?
everyone...those writing these mails...and those
reading it..and everyone who will read it even 10
years from now will have a blast!like really laughing
their guts out and have fun!
everyone...except one person.
he gets so pissed he says 'f* the shut up' instead of
'shut the f* up' and other very very interesting
sentence constructs whose study and methodical
taking-apart will be subject of another mail.
hmm...watch the anger.
nothing in this flame war has been personal.nothing
has been 'oh so serious!' and was all done in a
humourous intent using sarcasm and wit to the fullest.
we have picked on the actions rather than on you,the
person.
and mail after mail you continue insulting and taking
everything so seriously...it is appaling.
so let me remind you...it was all done in good humour
and nothing said in the previous few mails were hatred
motivated to screw you.
so...kindly grow up.there is a quality that maturity
brings..when u can laugh at yourself..nothing would
reactivate you and be so serious anymore.
if you want to continue this war of words and take
everything so seriously...i guess we are wasting our
time.we all have better things to do.
you really killed the joy in this exchange of mails.we
were having quite a good time!
and if ur threatening us.....hahahahahaha.go look at
yourself in the mirror.
lighten up,
tripper2.
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this aint the end of it...lots more to come...shall keep it posted!
ta!
tripper2..or rather me.
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